July 2012
37 posts
5 tags
no. 825 - @PaulyPeligroso
Seeing how many bow ties you can fit on a giraffe would be an awesome job. bit.ly/QKijDT @PaulyPeligroso— Team Twaggies (@twaggies) July 1, 2012
Jul 1st
June 2012
35 posts
7 tags
no. 824 - @Schmoodles
Hey, @MTV.You should probably drop the M now. bit.ly/LKSbtV @Schmoodles— Team Twaggies (@twaggies) June 30, 2012
Jun 30th
5 tags
no. 823 - @RockabillyJay
If you are wearing a vest and arent Han Solo then you can just fuck right off. bit.ly/LTtpTa @RockabillyJay— Team Twaggies (@twaggies) June 29, 2012
Jun 29th
8 tags
no. 822 - @GaryJanetti
~Illustrated by: Dimitri Marshal~ God seems to spend entirely way too much time helping people win awards. bit.ly/Lhzxp5 @GaryJanetti— Team Twaggies (@twaggies) June 28, 2012
Jun 28th
6 tags
no. 821 - @senorwinces
~Original illustration by: @Pants~ If I could have dinner with anyone, dead or alive, Id probably pick alive. bit.ly/LCgdY5 @senorwinces— Team Twaggies (@twaggies) June 27, 2012
Jun 27th
5 tags
no. 820 - @PaulyPeligroso
John Wilkes Booth: Vampire Hunter Hunter twaggies.com/2012/06/vampir @PaulyPeligroso— Team Twaggies (@twaggies) June 27, 2012
Jun 27th
9 tags
no. 819 - @MistookMistake
  ~Illustrated by Joy and Noelle ofTwins Are Weird~ Someone with the Twitter name Call_Me_Back started following me on Twitter today. Nice try, Mom. bit.ly/NwG1Qg@MistookMistake— Team Twaggies (@twaggies) June 26, 2012
Jun 26th
6 tags
no. 818 - @morgan_murphy
~Original illustration by: @Pants~ I envy how comfortable Waldo always seems in large crowds.bit.ly/OdeVCx @morgan_murphy— Team Twaggies (@twaggies) June 25, 2012
Jun 25th
Jun 25th
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Jun 25th
1 note
Jun 25th
1 note
Jun 25th
6 notes
3 tags
no. 817 - @thepatrickwalsh
Its not poo, its pee. toilet breakup bit.ly/NoFeB4 @thepatrickwalsh— Team Twaggies (@twaggies) June 24, 2012
Jun 24th
4 tags
no. 816 - @SpeelyFreaking
Reading all these tweets is hard work. Think Ill just skip to the end and see how it ends. twaggies.com/2012/06/funny- @SpeelyFreaking— Team Twaggies (@twaggies) June 24, 2012
Jun 24th
7 tags
no. 815 - @StephenAtHome
~Original illustration by: @Pants~ Ive got a case of the Mondays. I buy them in bulk at Sams Club. bit.ly/MIrbsr @StephenAtHome— Team Twaggies (@twaggies) June 22, 2012
Jun 22nd
8 tags
no. 814 - @meganganz
If I had a super power, it would be that hotel check-out times wouldnt apply to me. bit.ly/MzzdQA @meganganz— Team Twaggies (@twaggies) June 21, 2012
Jun 21st
1 note
4 tags
no. 813 - @Cameron_Slade
Happy 3rd Birthday, Texaco hotdog on the far left of the roller! bit.ly/MpP5ak @Cameron_Slade— Team Twaggies (@twaggies) June 19, 2012
Jun 19th
5 tags
no. 812 - RoryNotRoy
~Original illustration by: @Pants~http://twitter.com/twaggies/status/214913502190632960
Jun 19th
9 tags
no. 811 - @MatthewBurnside
http://twitter.com/twaggies/status/214359324162666499
Jun 17th
4 tags
no. 810 - @falsettoclergy
http://twitter.com/twaggies/status/214085783651491840
Jun 16th
8 tags
no. 809 - @GuyEndoreKaiser
http://twitter.com/twaggies/status/214006660295962624
Jun 16th
1 note
4 tags
no. 808 - @pixelpiper
http://twitter.com/twaggies/status/213788776244318209
Jun 16th
8 tags
no. 807 - @DirtyMelodies
http://twitter.com/twaggies/status/213637520469139456
Jun 15th
6 tags
no. 806 - @yoyoha
http://twitter.com/twaggies/status/213449915634950144
Jun 15th
4 tags
no. 805 - @Arrogant_Twat
http://twitter.com/twaggies/status/213316326922522626
Jun 14th
5 tags
no. 804 - @StevenUndefined
I’m pretty much talentless. I can’t sing, I can’t act, I can’t dance, I can’t do magic tricks. Hell, I can barely cook Ramen noodles.@StevenUndefined
Jun 13th
4 tags
no. 803 - @resila
The Backyardigans are singing about happy endings. What kind of message is this sending our children? - @resila
Jun 12th
7 tags
no. 802 - @mscharleesheen
Do butterflies ever get tattoos of 18 year old college girls?@mscharleesheen
Jun 12th
4 tags
Twaggies on Mashable.com
Big day for us! We’ll now be publishing original Twaggies over on Mashable.com. Check out the first one, still wet behind the ears today.
Jun 12th
5 tags
no. 801 - @resila
How to screw up a perfectly good recipe:1) Follow recipe 2) Invite my mom to come over with her special bag of deflavorizer 3) Voila! - @resila
Jun 8th
7 tags
no. 800 - @alexscordelis
~Original Illustration by: @yoyoha~With each passing day, I grow more and more disappointed that life isn’t anything like “Saved by the Bell: The College Years.”@alexscordelis
Jun 7th
6 tags
no. 799 - @StuffZacLearned
I hate when you finally meet your Twitter crush and you find out that it was just some dumb cat walking around on a keyboard at a Starbucks.@StuffZacLearned
Jun 4th
6 tags
no. 798 - @GaryJanetti
“This is SO annoying.” - gay passenger on Titanic -@GaryJanetti
Jun 4th
5 tags
no. 797 - @qikipedia
If you have a pizza with radius z and thickness a, it’s volume is pizza (or pi*z*z*a)@qikipedia
Jun 2nd
5 tags
no. 796 - @OhNoSheTwitnt
My favorite thing about babies is that none of them are mine.@OhNoSheTwitnt
Jun 1st