March 2011
15 posts
3 tags
no. 198 - @designertalks
Don’t you just hate it when you have to edit a really awesome tweet down from -743 to 140? - @designertalks
Mar 1st
February 2011
22 posts
6 tags
no. 197 - @renmarshall
Why my cat is so fascinated with me wiping my ass is beyond me, but she can go to hell. #JudgmentalCat #NeverLeaveTheDoorOpenAgain - @renmarshall
Feb 28th
and now for something completely different
Feb 23rd
4 tags
no. 196 - @nickasaur
Onceuponatime,anounandaverbweredatingbuttheybrokeupbecausethenounwas toopossessive. - @nickasaur
Feb 23rd
1 tag
Feb 21st
5 tags
no. 195 - @rosa
“I just lost a Twitter follower…it’s just like when Rome started its decline.” @rosa (via @MichaelWann)
Feb 21st
4 tags
no. 194 - @TeenDreaming
Ociffer. I swear to drunk I’m not God. There’s no blood in my alcohol system. That’s my stuck and I’m story to it. @TeenDreaming
Feb 18th
1 tag
Feb 16th
2 notes
7 tags
no. 193 - @BadAdviceNurse
Two and a Half Beards #HipsterSitcoms @BadAdviceNurse
Feb 16th
1 tag
Feb 16th
6 tags
no. 192 - @SethMacFarlane
Lifeonafarmhasgottabeparadise,exceptforallthehardworkandmanureandfarm. - @SethMacFarlane
Feb 16th
1 note
6 tags
no. 191 - @JimGaffigan
Shoot, forgot to do the New York City Marathon. Again. - @JimGaffigan
Feb 15th
6 tags
no. 190 - @JennyJohnsonHi5
You can tell a lot about a person by watching them have sex with their uncle through a telescope. @JennyJohnsonHi5
Feb 10th
6 tags
Feb 9th
15 notes
2 tags
no. 189 - @Dana_Barzilay
When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - @Dana_Barzilay
Feb 9th
4 tags
no. 188 - @dr_ridiculous
I’m probably 0 for 400 in looking for safes behind wall paintings - @dr_ridiculous
Feb 8th
8 tags
Feb 6th
1 note
6 tags
no. 187 - @shanenickerson
You guys, my new podcast, “Ideas I have in my car that I’ll never follow up on” will never be available. - @shanenickerson
Feb 6th
1 tag
2nd Caption Contest Finalists
Last week, we asked for your tweet as a caption to the Twaggie above. Now it’s time to vote on the best of the entries we got. Winner gets a T-shirt and an RT! Please only vote once. This was fun! We’ll do it again sometime soon. [polldaddy poll=”4500868”]
Feb 4th
3 tags
no. 186 - @FakeScience
If you suffer from a zinc deficiency, you can always lick the nearest battery. - @FakeScience
Feb 4th
6 tags
no. 185 - @nicotatz
I went to a gym once, spent 10m. under a weight I couldn’t lift, and then staggered home. - @nicotatz
Feb 3rd
5 tags
no. 184 - @Oatmeal
Tweetdeck needs ctrl+z like pigeons need to start wearing diapers - @Oatmeal
Feb 2nd