February 2011
22 posts
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no. 183 @TechZader
I love the VW Bug but it’s so damn small. I can’t even fit my CRT monitor on the dashboard! - @TechZader
January 2011
27 posts
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no. 182 - @ExManOfLetters
Today we welcome one of our favorite cartoonists from The New Yorker, Zach Kanin. Enjoy his first Twaggie below! Disturbed that I have been inert at my desk for 3 hours and no one has attempted CPR. - @ExManOfLetters
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no. 181 @_Gollum
Phantom Menace reminds me. Yoda was the guest of honor at my wedding but I don’t think he approved. He kept telling me to ‘Use Divorce’. @_Gollum
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no. 180 - @badbanana
Head & Shoulders & Feet -Leading brand of Hobbit shampoo - @badbanana
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no. 179 - @fchimero
Shoot for the moon, because even if you miss, hey, floating around in space forever seems pretty cool. @fchimero
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no. 178 - @rosa
When I was young, there were 12 zodiac signs and nine planets… #thingstotellmykids - @rosa
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no. 177 - @pokersoul
DataBases: Carefully designed to make you want to boil your computer. - @pokersoul
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no. 176 - @SpacemanQuisp
Robin Hood was arrow dynamic. @SpacemanQuisp
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no. 175 - @iJustine
Guy next to me on this plane is snoring as loud as the engines.. Should I hit him? @iJustine
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no. 174 - YOUR Twitter Handle Here
Time for another Twaggies caption contest! Leave your caption in the comments and Tweet it out with the hashtag #TwagCC. We’ll pick our favorites and put them up for a vote. The winner, chosen by you guys, gets this Twaggie with your winning tweet on a t-shirt! Here’s last month’s happy winner, @avapidblonde:
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no. 173 - @fakescience
You can prevent rust on your car by keeping it away from oxygen. -@fakescience
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no. 172 @wwwesty
SHHHH! = the sound of a librarian fart. - @wwwesty
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no. 171 - @chrissyteigen
At some point during the night, i woke up and had ribs, says the sauce on my face. - @chrissyteigen
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no. 170 - @DemetriMartin
Passed very lazy hitchhiker today on way into cul de sac. - @DemetriMartin
The ABCs of Proofreading
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no. 169 - @AnaBlackstad
The road to skinny jeans is not paved with Chips Ahoy and Doritos - I see that now. - @AnaBlackstad
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no. 168 - @ijustine
My parents internet is so painfully slow… - @ijustine
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no. 167 - @TB5918
One good reason not to let Chewbacca sit in front of you at the movies. #downinfront #starwars - @TB5918
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no. 166 - @mrsflinger
Please welcome a cameo illustration by our pal @kristin, who we’ve twagged ourselves before. It is estimated that bears kill 2 million salmon a year although salmon attacks on bears are much more rare. - @mrsflinger
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no. 165 - @andreicrivat
jew-do ? jew-jitsu ? - @andreicrivat
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no. 164 - @funnyoneliners
Insomnia is the triumph of mind over mattress. - @funnyoneliners
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no. 163 - @drunkcupid
GUYS: If you are falling out of love with her, hold her over a cliff & let her go. If she doesn’t come back, it wasn’t meant to be. @drunkcupid
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